Nobody Home

A girl phoned her boyfriend the other day and said "Come on over. There's nobody home". The guy went over. Nobody was home.
- By Rodney Dangerfield

Telephone Call

My mom had not been well, and when she failed to answer the phone, I feared the worst. I jumped into the car and drove quickly around to her house - only to find her sitting in her living room and in good spirits.
"Why didn't you answer the phone? " I asked. " I was worried".

" Sorry dear, I heard it ringing but I thought it was on the Television"

"Oh", I said, claiming down. " What were you watching? Neighbors? Home and Away? "

"No dear", she replied. "SPARTACUS"

- By Don Cunningman

FLIGHT

Bad weather had backed up all flights, and as a result our plane sat on the runway for three hours. All attempts to placate passengers weren't working. Then the pilot came on the intercom to announce his umpteenth update: "Folks, we'll be getting permission to take off, but I have to tell you that we're 26th in line for departure." As a collective groan filled the aircraft, a flight attendant took the mike and added, "Ladies and gentlemen, please close your window shades. We'll soon be showing our almost-in-flight hit movie, Anger Management."

Laugh Laugh Laugh

This Webpage is created for all of you who posses a good Sense of Humor.....
Please share your Creative stories which carries immense amount of  FUN and Humour